Like a lot of Nintendo Switch 2 owners right now, I’m deep in the trenches with Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave . The tactical battles are rock solid, and I’m enjoying my weekly dose of Perfect Bird Time, but it’s the story that’s really driven me to sink 30 hours in so far.

I’ve already cleared Theodora’s Act 1 path, and now I’m working on Dietrich’s story, which is so immediately and gloriously unhinged that I need to see more. I will guide all of these freaks through the Heroic Games even if it takes me a very, very long time .